World Peace Through Jackie Earle Haley

What does Guerrerowned mean? Well it’s exactly what it looks like: it’s what you call it when Guerrero pwns someone. And this past episode (#4, Sanctuary) was chock full of it. Since it was such an amazing episode we decided to relive it  with you all, Guerrero scene by Guerrero scene. That is as awesome as it sounds.
Sorry for the lateness, life got in the way.

00:00 – Intro

00:17 – Welcome

00:26 – Roll Call

00:35 – News: Watchmen Misses Out on 2010 Oscar Nominations

00:55 – It would have been nice to have a nomination for technical achievement.

01:57 – Jackie Earle Haley’s performance: No official rewards, but it exposed him to a wider audience.

04:04 – Next On the Agenda

- Correction: “Human Target” airs on Fox on Wednesdays, 8 PM EST / 7 PM C

- We want to relive “Sanctuary” with you all, Guerrero scene by Guerrero scene.

04:48 – Mailbag

- From Stachemaster63: “Say a guy comes to you and says, ‘Here’s a key. This key will open any safe, anywhere.’ Money, jewels, secrets in this world: suddenly at your fingertips. Do you take it?”

06:30 – Time for “Human Target!”

06:53 – We like how the episodes have been reordered.

07:08 – Lauren thinks the monk looked like the President.

07:36 – The Windows 7 “Simplified” ads aren’t simple enough.

08:34 – The premise of “Sanctuary”, starring Jimmy Olsen, Tom Cruise’s cousin and the other “Not Guerreros”

09:35 – John Grey = Morally Grey?

10:08 – Bad Guys turned by love.

10:53 – This episode had Guerrero fans exploding.

11:22 – Guerrero Scene by Guerrero Scene

11:25 – Under the overpass

13:06 – Winston calls Guerrero for a chopper, gets blown off.

15:14 – Guerrero looks for secret files and blows off more calls

19:57 – Guerrero finds Case File #001, aka “Chance’s Secret Past” aka “Season 1 Arc”

21:29 – The Woman and Megan’s Mind-blowing Theory

23:02 – Winston calls for bomb assistance.

26:24 – Jimmy Olsen turns himself in; Winston narrates.

27:17 – Guerrero’s last scene: Epic Guerrerowning.

29:48 – The Guerrerowning: Badass, but terrifying?

30:43 – Guerrero Ethics

32:59 – Is he seeking redemption or not?

35:44 – Does he feel indebted to Chance for something?

36:21 – WPTJEH Predictions Fulfilled

36:26 – “Guerrero must do something to back up his threats.”

36:31 – “Guerrero will do something to someone who is mean to Chance.”

36:39 – “Guerrero will turn on Chance and Winston.” (Red Herring)

36:34 – “Guerrero will be turned good by the love of a woman.” (Everyone but Guerrero)

37:19 – A bit of Chance Discussion

37:32 – The deal with Chance can’t just be about the woman.

38:04 – Are the people after Chance family members of Chance’s dead girlfriend?

39:12 – “Guerrero is more mercenary than superhacker.” Confirmed.

39:26 – Guerrero is a busy man.

39:55 – Guerrero is the Penny to Chance’s Inspector Gadget.

40: 28 – Erin likes the children’s choir.

41:16 – Nothing exploded.

42:29 – Will Guerrero Turn Good by Love, or is that exclusive to dudes like Chance?

43:08 – Making fun of Chance.

43:32 – We like Chance.

43:54 – Wrapping it up.