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001. Rorschach’s Journal-August 26, 2009

Just received news that Paramount has pushed back release date of “Shutter
Island”. Disappointed. Was looking forward to seeing it. Just proves theory
that Paramount is run by sparkly vampires who don’t want to share limelight.
Depressing. Non-sparkly vampires, like coke in green glass bottles…they
don’t make them anymore.

002.Rorschach’s Journal. August 21, 2009:

Movie release date got pushed back. Something ominous is behind it. Hollywood full of liberals who squander money on abominations, poisoning society with giant robots, countless explosions, and flaunted bodies. They belittle a film that makes people think, not drool into their popcorn. Who is responsible for this disgraceful act? The wealthy pigs who want to turn this country into a pack of brain-dead animals.

003.Rorschach’s Journal, September 1st, 2009.

Read article today. Shutter Island pushed back to year 2010. Still playing preview of film in theaters with original date. Who runs Paramount? Somebody knows. Somebody knows why. Twilight, with their screaming, pubescent, annoying fans. They feel threatened, Even though their horrific film doesn’t premeire untill November. The fans must be stopped. The world needs to know. Hurrmmmm….Robert Pattinson, possible homosexual. Must investigate further.

004.Rorschach’s Journal, September 13th 2009;

Cold this morning.  Summer movie season finished- Hollywood liberals glutted on half-naked women, offering sober fare so can congratulate themselves on vision and truth.  One film postponed- why? Reveals conspiracies behind so-called psychoanalysis?  Or worse?  Run across one name too often- Judi Dench.  In 1998 won Oscar for eight minutes of screen time, shortest winning performance ever.  Afraid Jackie Earle Haley will break her record?  Using title and gravitas to manipulate Oscar line-up?  Must investigate further.

005. Rorschach’s Journal, Sept. 21st, 2009

Shutter Island pushed to 2010, right before scheduled release date. Investigated relentlessly, hitting most popular search engines. Google and Bing proved inadequate results. Perhaps conspiracy plotted by Freemasons. Common knowledge that Freemasons and Illuminati control all major distributors of entertainment and information to keep public ignorant of what is really going on. Movie might convey symbolic message to public that Mason’s don’t want to be known. Pulled Movie. Censoring it.